Top 24 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

  1. You can GET chocolate.
  2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
  6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.
  7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
  8. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your work mates.
  9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  10. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
  11. "If you love me you'd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
  12. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
  13. Chocolate doesn't get you pregnant.
  14. You can have chocolate anytime of the month.
  15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
  16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
  17. You are never too old or too young for chocolate.
  18. When you are having chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbours awake.
  19. With chocolate, size doesn't matter... it's always good.
  20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.
  21. You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail.
  22. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.
  23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
  24. It's easy to find 8 inches of chocolate.